spn au: dean and cas have a very merry christmas.
↪"placing me on top of the tree would be very impractical, dean."
↪"aw, c’mon, cas. where’s your holiday cheer?"
(via team-fuckshitup-freewill)Source mishcollin
Anonymous asked: Why is it so hard to impress a woman?
Each woman is impressed by different things- if you focus on impressing one rather than all of us as a whole the goal becomes much easier.
Find out what she’s into, be friendly, kind, polite- and I’m sure she’ll open up to you and with a bit of common sense you’ll be able to put together the puzzle pieces and figure out what you need to do to impress her.
Personally I’m impressed by insight-
my last relationship was dull in regards to intellectual conversation sowhen I’m able to talk to someone, when I’m opened up to another perspective, a deeper level of intellect, allowed to see what they see- its a beautiful intimate thing to be challenged in such a way and just to have someone open up to me as well as listen and respond as I open up in return- That’s beautiful. That ability to trust is beyond impressive to me, it’s beautifully admirable (especially since I have such issues with trust)
This weekend my boyfriend who excels in this took me on a trip to the city- and not just a regular date trip; he took me on a tour of himself. He showed me where his grandmother took him as a child, where he dreamed of taking me in our future days together, where he spent his teen years eating popcorn… And while seeing him open up like that would be perfection enough he incorporated me into the trip. He let me choose the move, arranged Starbucks breaks, kept me close when the drunks came out at wendy’s. He listened to me- my wants, my desires and incorporated them into an act of trust, of opening up in a way no other has done before. It was in a word perfection.
Now I’m sure you don’t have to do anything crazy like that- start slow, buy a coffee- but get to know that one girl. Focus on one. Get to know her. The rest will come.
so only a few bitch episodes this month- I’ve been trying to keep things under control and I think (as far as this month goes) I’ve done pretty damn well.
I mean sure there were the occasional mood swings and I did end up sleeping alot more but no puking, minimum panic attacks, mediocre headaches- Idk I’m pretty happy with myself health wise for the PMDD this month.
sigyn-eiriksdottir asked: Have you stopped having sex with horses? (Yes or no only). *runs and hides*
ALMOST HUMAN AU // DEAN/CAS
The year is 2048, and after waking up from a 17-month coma, Dean Winchester can’t remember much about the botched mission that put him there. Suffering from both a mixture of PTSD and depression, and adjusting to a new prosthetic limb, he returns to work as a police officer only to be assigned a new partner, a synthetic by the name of Castiel, who was once benched as well for having a “crack in his chassis”—that is, a robot with the predisposition to feel.
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My dash is perfect.
this might be my favourite thing ever
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For people who thought she was being rude or whatever. WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOVIES.
YES YES YES. FIRST WIVES CLUB IS GREAT!
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officer come quick there’s been a robbery
don’t you mean a ro-bear-y
THAT IS THE CUTEST POLICE OFFICER LADY AND BEAR I HAVE EVER SEEN LOOK AT THEM THEY’RE ADORABLE.
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